BEST AND FUNNIEST QUOTES OF THE CRYSTAL LEAGUE: "Samurott. It does Fuck :/"-Champion Xman 2013 "Lifes Hard"-Elite Four Jax 2013 "I might replace cloyster with a lapdance"- Elite Four Jax 2013 "I am Professor Gemini. The best professor there is because I'm not named after a fucking tree"-Professor Gemini 2013 "I aim to please"-Flare 2013 "English the thing I don't well at." -Nidorino 2013 "FUCKI NADS"-Thorn 2013 "Ethan talk or gtfo before i eat ur ass"-Flare 2013 "Dam aids" - Professor Gemini 2013 "Kangaroos have 3 vaginas"-Ozone 2013 "Nido the bouncer. Sounds like a stripper name."-Nidorino 2013 "She was being a bitch so I slapped heracross the face"-Ozone 2013 "Woops, didn't know I had craps on"-Ozone 2013 "Yes we are bs"-Solstice 2013 "If you're not cheating, you're not trying" -Gary 2013 "Gary doesnt drink tea, tea drinks Gary" - Gary 2013 "You think im a good champ? Be TOTALLY honest" "Of course, we couldn't ask for a better leader. Being the champion is more than just winning battlers and destroying challengers. It's about responsibility and leadership. I doubt that few people in the league could do what you do every day. You know the players of the league and are always friendly. You are friendly to each player in the league but you know when to take initiative, that is something that a leader needs to have. Not to mention you have some crazy battling skills that make people fear the Crystal League. I can honestly say that out of everyone that has ever played in the Crystal League, the one person who should have Champion is you." "I do what i can to make my league the best. I work hard on the site, and in person. I try to be friendly because thats how i would like to be treated. I know I take all the negative to turn positive and learn from mistakes" "I have tons of respect for you. I don't think some people appreciate how hard you work to make the league as awesome as it is. Without you the league would fall apart" "Lol its not only me. Its all the E4 and members that help keep it together. By myself this wouldnt happen. There is no I in league" "But behind all of the workers, there is the one leader who keeps everything running, and that is you. You've done an amazing job with the site and the forum and everything,you've gone above and beyond to make the Crystal League the most kick-ass league that has ever existed" -Xman and Ozone 2013 "Spike, can I practice on you?" -Prim 2013 "Flex I will not respect you. you are a butt dad. whatchu gonna do :I" -Spike 2013 "Sleep is for the Weak!"-Champion Xman 2013 "You may think you suck at pokemon, but remember. Even Red was terrible in the beginning"-Professor Gemini 2013 "My sheets wet now. OH GAWD THE BED"- Flare 2013 "Should i play princess molestia next. Its really dicking me off."-Solstice 2013 "I battle better than i speel"-Elite Four Adc 2013 "Safe plays are always safe" ~Kaiser 2013 "i was doing stuff with my mouth, and it wasnt wisting"-Inferno 2013 "Get some online pus*y gem"-Cark 2014 "all da bullshits for the birds u aint nuthin but a vultar-deuses bitches"-Reckless 2014 "She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but aries dont chase"-Aries 2014 "WHY IS CXVII MAD?" "CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON" "I AIN'T EVEN LYING"-Xman, Cark, and Gemini "The Salt is Real"-Flare 2014 "Im a tramp and i know it"-Bacon 2014 "%Gym Le★der Naten blows Cark. Calm the fuck down..Sympathy blow jobs are the best blow jobs."-Naten 2014 "Fight to the Death, When you give up thats when you really lose"- Kaiser 2014 "Hate is the main thing that leads to love"-Solstice 2014 "My fucking mouth hurts"-Flare 2014 "When Honedges have sex, does the male put the sword in the female's scabbard?" "YES, OZONE, YES" -Ozone and Solstice 2014 "I suck at baking anyways lol" -Xman 2014 "Never give up and give it your all. If you give up you have not lost once but twice"-Xman 2014 "Sorry, I don't know about nuts you eat..." "That's the gayest thing I've heard all night." -Xman and Naten 2014 "Who wants a 5IV gligger?" - Professor★Eren "WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL LEAGUE, WE ARE THE LEAGUE THAT WILL KEEP ON FIGHTING UNTIL THE LEAGUE IS FINALLY OVER. WE ARE THE LEAGUE THAT WILL STRIVE TO SURVIVE DESPITE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE KEEP LEAVING"-Professor N "To Believe in yourself, you need to first bring out your inner swag"-Professor Qube "Get out of my shed!!!"-Professor N "Don't be a drag, just be a Queen" - Qube 2014 "Nothing to see here. Just a rock..." - Latios 2014 "I may be a hoe, but at least I'm not lazy----" -Roy 2014 ''After taking a break from Crystal, I felt home sick like something was missing. It had been Crystal the whole time. See, I couldn't give up on my friends, especially no when they needed me most. Imperium was a good league but I was missing something there: Friend Ship. No one in Imperium got me they way everyone did in Crystal, especially not like Naten, Reck, and Xman just to name a few. So after strapping up my big boy pants, I decided it was time to go home, presuming they'd accept me of course. And boy did they accept me. It was as if I had never left :D Crystal is my home. Crystal has given me so much. So if you even thinking of fucking with my family...I'll visit you in the Hospital :3-Spike 2014 "It's already hard enough." "It can always be harder" -Mac and Xman 2014 "I use my middle finger if i want to go fast" -Mac 2014 ''Guys, I know I let you down. And though you say the days are happy. Why is the power Split, and How i fucked up?And, Guys, I know Mac's not around.But you don't place the blame on me.As you Give yourself another Battle, yeah. I guess we are who we are. Headlights shining in the dark night I move on.Maybe we took this too far. I went in headfirst. Never thinking about who what I said hurt, in what verse. My League probably got it the worst. The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are''.-Xman 2014 Ur moms a pikachu-Ferro 2014 "Wake up to head, call it a head start."-Chris 2014 ''When you're e4 you don't get alot of challengers,True but as a e4 u can go onto modchat and talk bout kaisers dick'' -Leon and Ferro 2014 Lapras said to Slim: ''You're my First''-Lapras 2014 "I typed gg but I actually meant fuck you"-Crashy 2014 "I saw this 4 pound bag of beef jerky at Wal-Mart" -MsK 2014 "a good battler is someone who accepts defeat, one who respects there opponent as they do themselves win or lose"-Ferro 2014 " I just realized every day i can get shit." - Xman 2014 "mikassa give me a hug---Oh you will shit your pants? Nevermind then that's gross." - Roy 2014 "OH DEER"-Chris 2014 "Mega-Sableye Featuring a Red Rupee from Zelda."-Nido 2014 "Do you wanna build a sexman snowman?"- Roy 2014 "I can go for some cereal right now" "You best have those Stuggle-o's" "What about them Fruity Hoops" "Or them apple dappers" -Roy, Xman, Crashy, and Chris "If I ever hit a sheer cold though you would see me pissing my pants while rolling on the floor doing a duck face and masturbating at the same time."- KremePS 2014 "Yo. what the hell this niqqa doing? Calcing seismic toss?"-Slim "1=Uno. 2=Uno Uno. 3= UNO UNO UNO" - Crashy 2014 "This is some bs, I pay 70 dollars for this meal, and get no toy" - Crashy 2014 "Remember that time the league split and everyone thought we were doomed? Irony how their league fell."-Unknown 2014 "Professor★ Raichu gives MsK 100 Luxury Balls. YES! FREE BALLS!"Raichu and MsK 2014 "I think tacos should represent dicks, they can be hard or soft." Pro 2014 "This nigga skyping with a walkie talkie"-Roy 2014 "Umm Kaleb. Don't you call me by my slave name." Xman and Raichu 2014 ''I don't like legos'' ''Is minecraft'' ''same thing'' Slim and SVU 2014 "Someone's mad because my pussy is more fabulass then hers :3"-Roy 2014 "Loom is so broken." "So it is like my dick" "......."-Corroc and Kreme 2014 "Expecting people to be good is bad"-Corroc 2014 "Xman i can transform ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'' - Typhozz 2014 "When life gives you lemons you scream back at life saying why didn't you give me money you bitch"-Leon 2014 "It's proven that thousand and thousand of dollars can be made from competiti......OK WHO'S RUBBING THEIR DICK ON THE KEYBOARD"-Kreme 2014 "Dang Chris stole our girls again"-Everyone 2014 "Going undefeated isn't luck"-Xman 2014 "Inferno be afraid of my Raichu Dick thats why she left"-Raichu 2014 "Raichu I command you to dance. Well wait hold up, I need to get my pole"-Xman and Raichu 2014 "Crispy Crunchy. Is that like krispy kreme but with chicken"-Syber 2014 "It was spike or naten that tasted me"-Eel 2014 "Do not look on to my past, and do not look on the future, the present is the only way to look."-Ronman 2014 "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" "Damn Marth wtf why is your dog growling" "ummm I don't have pets" "oh....."-Dorell,Roy, Marth "Free BJ's From Syber :D" "HA, I knew you always sucked!" Syber & Eel 2014 "Does our penis hold things? >Implying we have a group penis"-Rando and Redy "Like, you're firing four fucking green missiles >~> how do u miss all of them? Megacross training to be a storm trooper." -- Sabo 2014 "Storms make the oak grow deeper roots"-Botany 2015 "I fucking hate that guy"-Slim 2015 "OMG I GOT LTE IN THE WOODS"-Man "Dorell at least I can be seen my nigga." "they can only see you because of your yellow ass teeth." Roy & Dorell 2015 "Damn Earsex. NEVER AGAIN"-Crashy 2015 "SOL STOP SUPPLEXING YOUR MIC"-Nerlens 2015 "BRRRRVVVVVV" "Alright who is getting abducted by aliens?" "Well there goes dorell" -Dorell&His Mic, Crashy, and Panda ''Vanitas whats your super power?'' ''Dick Sucking'' ''Dick sucking it's not a superpower tho'' ''The way Vanitas does it it is'' - Slim, Phoebe, Swarm, Tacoman 2015 "WTF why does Hippo have Yawn?" "Standard" - Kyo, Cane 2015 ''Whats a girl?'' - Marth 2015 (Roy beats chest) "No, it's like this" (Marth beats chest) "Hello? That shit sounds like Scooby-Doo running...something" -Roy and Marth 2015 ''Bush the type of nigga to smash anything with legs. Including a table'' - Roy 2015